Sunday, November 9, 2008

Perhaps I'm Crazy

So, I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Here are some of the absurdities that have occupied my mind lately.
  1. Dentistry is a scam.
  2. We never landed on the moon.
  3. The Indians were trying to kill the Pilgrims by introducing them to corn.
  4. Déjà vu is evidence for Einstein's theory of relativity. (this one isn't really absurd)
  5. The Media was paid to wag the dog in the elections.
  6. Fashion designers laugh at the fact that some people actually wear the things they design.
  7. The nurse who took my blood at the doctor's office last week, implanted something in my finger. (It still hurts!)

4 comments:

Chris said...

ahh lol em, i think you may be a little crazy....

you forgot about
-big foot
-UFO Recovered at Roswell
-Princess Diana was Murdered by the Royal Family
- and dick cheney is a nice guy

but i do like how you referenced our friend Albert

liz said...

Oooh I love your new blog look. :)

So, you really think we didn't land on the moon??

Emily said...

I think it's possible that we didn't and the government worked with the media to pull a fast one on us and Russia. ... hehe...

Emily said...

Oh yea, and thank you! :)