- Dentistry is a scam.
- We never landed on the moon.
- The Indians were trying to kill the Pilgrims by introducing them to corn.
- Déjà vu is evidence for Einstein's theory of relativity. (this one isn't really absurd)
- The Media was paid to wag the dog in the elections.
- Fashion designers laugh at the fact that some people actually wear the things they design.
- The nurse who took my blood at the doctor's office last week, implanted something in my finger. (It still hurts!)
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Perhaps I'm Crazy
So, I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Here are some of the absurdities that have occupied my mind lately.
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4 comments:
ahh lol em, i think you may be a little crazy....
you forgot about
-big foot
-UFO Recovered at Roswell
-Princess Diana was Murdered by the Royal Family
- and dick cheney is a nice guy
but i do like how you referenced our friend Albert
Oooh I love your new blog look. :)
So, you really think we didn't land on the moon??
I think it's possible that we didn't and the government worked with the media to pull a fast one on us and Russia. ... hehe...
Oh yea, and thank you! :)
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