Life Is Like A Box Of Somethin'

In order to keep myself occupied while at work yesterday, I kept a napkin and pen with me at all times and recorded all of the entertaining things I saw. The picture above is proof that I'm a dork. The list below is proof that I'm a dork who can find humor in almost anything...

1. A 2 year old girl dressed head to toe ghetto fabulously. I wish I had overlooked how rude it would have been to take a picture. For now, you'll have to settle for this googled image I found that came close.
2. A dad with a sippy cup in his back pocket. Though touching, it still pulled a giggle out of me.
   
3. A Chinese woman who sat on a bench and rubbed her ears vigorously for 17 minutes straight.
4. A loudly chaotic parade welcoming Santa to his photolicious throne.
5. A sweet family with the 4 most well-behaved children I have ever encountered.
6. A woman who grabbed sample after sample insisting they were "for her husband"... we ran out of that sample twice as many times as we normally do.
7. Those people who don't realize how rude, not to mention- awkward, it is to hang around and try to keep up a conversation with you while you're working and customers are in need of your attention... what do you call those people? They don't even buy anything, they don't even want anything, they just want to talk and don't realize that work is not that time nor place... And even if you tell them, they still don't get it... those people crack me up. We have three of those regulars...
8. And possibly the most exciting observation of the day- quadruplets! In a stroller that looked like it came straight from Whoville!

What an exciting day I had. I'm sure you are jealous. Don't be, you just gotta keep a pen and napkin in your pocket.